Gold vs. US Government

JUST LIKE poor young Pip in Charles Dickens' Great Expectations, central banks keep inheriting unwelcome bequests.

Today's "legacy assets" are toxic derivatives; a decade ago it was gold reserves. Both are proving hard to shrug off, but for very different reasons. Both legacies also come thanks to previous central-bank history; the fossils remain only too livid today.

And 10 years from now, if not sooner, just how welcome the current central-bank must-have become – freshly printed government debt, bought with money that doesn't exist until the central bank wills it?

Seeking first to defend against inflation and war, the West's central banks built up huge reserves of the ultimate hard money – Gold Bullion – during the early-to-mid 20th century. Long before the turn of the millennium, however, these hoards grew to look quaint and expensive. Unyielding and relatively useless to industry, gold simply sat there, down in the vaults, costing money to store but returning no interest.

Who needed crisis-proof gold when Western Europe (if not the Balkans or Mid-East) was enjoying its first generation of peace-time in history? And who needed fine gold when the Nasdaq index of tech stocks was priced for 20% annual earnings growth over the next decade and more?

In short, who needed gold when we'd got Alan Greenspan, as the New York Times asked in May 1999. "The argument against retaining gold is that its day is past," wrote Floyd Norris with uncanny timing, just two days before Gordon Brown's Treasury announced its ham-fisted sale of half the UK's gold bullion hoard.

"Once it was useful as a hedge against inflation that would hold its value when paper currencies did not. Now financial markets have their own sophisticated ways, using exotic derivative securities, to hedge against inflation."

You could butter your toast with the irony. But it wouldn't taste sweet or provide much nutrition. Whereas a further glance back at history might.

"With huge gold stocks available for sale, [governments] may discourage excessive price increases but naturally do nothing to prevent sharp decreases," reported an investment piece for Medical Economics published in October 1977. (Our thanks to the author for finding and faxing it to BullionVault this week.)

"The government specter [over the gold market] can't be expected to disappear quickly," F.D.Williams continued, some 32 years ago. "Gold will continue to be part of many national reserves for a long time. The stocks are so large, they can't all be dumped at once."

Compare and contrast with today's unwanted bequest – those toxic derivatives the US Treasury chooses to call "legacy assets" as if it played no role at all in producing them. Unlike state-hoarded gold, it only encouraged their creation; it didn't want to look after the damn things. And quite unlike the market for state-hoarded gold, a ready stock of willing mortgage-bond buyers also looks unlikely to gather.

"The PPIP, which was beset by multiple delays as regulators tried to figure out the best means of removing many of the troubled assets from banks' books," as CNN reports, "is still not up and fully running yet." It's not been for lack of incentives.